A woman's heart should be so LOST in GOD that a MAN needs to seek HIM in order to find HER..^^,
Sunday, September 27
sebana ati anak mensia..
Thursday, September 24
orang yang mencintaimu...
2.menerima kamu apa adanya,
3.pentingkan kebahagiaanmu,
4.tidak akan menipumu,
5.berusaha menggembirakanmu,
6.berterus terang dalam setiap perkara,
7.bertindak lebih seperti saudara daripada kekasih,
8.tidak pernah memaksamu,
9.selalu mendoakan dirimu,
10.tetap mencintaimu selamanya....
Wednesday, September 23
2 istilah keramat..
Menjilatnya pun cuma mimpi.
Tanpa minta maaf, usah dicandu belas hormat seisi bumi di sekelilingmu.
Menghidunya saja sudahlah racun.
Kedua-duanya adalah jampi mantera yang mesti kau tangkalkan selalu, supaya bisa hidupmu tidak dihurung sepi, atau dikata sedungu sapi.
"Berterima kasihlah tika selayaknya, mohon maaflah pada tempatnya."
Father's Luv Letter
with Love,
Your Dad Almighty God
Wednesday, September 16
My w0NderfUL girLz' frenz....
Chie, Wawa, Yhan, Beth, Loui, Dedeq, Ina, Liz, Phit, Jess, Siew Lin, Mith, Fen, Marian, Chanthia.....
gud 2 hav a frenz like u all....
u all r really great..
u all cherish my life..
u all allways there 4 me...
u all teach me the true meaning of friendship..
let us not 4getting our sweet moments together..
may our friendship will never end..
from the beginning, now & the end...
LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE YYOOOUUU AAALLLL..........
Monday, September 14
yesterday...
these pictures were taken b4 i went to St. Jo's church yesterday wif my frenz Yhan, Joanna, Lodi & Benny. Thanks God 4 giving me chance to come to Ur holy house 2 praise U & 2 worship U. i'm glad that i had the opportunity yesterday. its been a long time since i go 2 church. Luckily, Lodi went 2 church. so, we went 2gether. after that, we had our lunch at Siang2 Corner at Tabuan. we went to Aqua shop. it sold different types of fish. they were very beautiful. Lodi bought a goldfish. he named it Bourit. i really had a good & blessed day yesterday. Thanks frenz. i hope we can go 2 church together again.
Thursday, September 10
INSPIRING QUOTES....freedom
“Freedom means to bring love & peace everywhere”
“The Actual freedom is made of noble thoughts of a man”
“Freedom spread its wings where the silence flows”
“There are no bad thoughts, where the freedom dances”
“Those who love freedom they do not invite the war”
“A man who is trapped due to fear, he can never see freedom around”
“Freedom lies in abundance but we cease to get it”
“Freedom is wonderful & beautiful”
“Freedom never puts anybody in chains of blind-faith”
“Don’t blame anybody until you see with your own eyes and believe fully”
Wednesday, September 9
A letter to Bill Gates
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learn 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
husband a.k.a. Father
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
After marriage....
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.
3.A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
Parental jokes
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"!
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
6. Anger management?
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you
control your anger?
Wife : I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife : I use your toothbrush.
Her diary vs His diary
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.
Saat Ku Masuk...
Ku tersungkur dan sembahMu,
Ku persembahkan korban syukurku,
Yang terbaik bagiMu...
Kubawa korban syukur,
Ke tempat kudusMu Tuhan,
Hatiku limpah dengan syukur sebab Tuhan baik....
selamanya...............
Saturday, September 5
Season in the Sun
We've known each other since we
Were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and abcs
Skinned our hearts and
Skinned our knees
Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing
In the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were
Just seasons out of time
Goodbye papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along
Goodbye papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the songs like the
Seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like
The seasons have all gone
Goodbye michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped
Me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on
The ground
Goodbye michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in
The sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were
Just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone
8 sebab laki patut dapat penampar pompuan...
tak boleh silap sikit, marah tak bertempat, suka cari pasal, suka marah2, tunjuk hebat, mulut tak ada insuran, suka menyumpah seranah
2. GANAS
kaki pukul, perasan kuat
3. PEMBOHONG
tak pernah jujur, hipokrit, berpura-pura
4. MIANG
mata keranjang, tangan garfu, pantang nampak pompuan
5. GABRA
tak ada keyakinan, tak pandai buat keputusan, pak turut
6. GANGGO
keterlaluan dalam semua perkara, suka tarik perhatian orang
7. PONDAN
tak hargai ciptaan Tuhan, pandai2 nak ubah pa yang ada, perangai mengalahkan pompuan, gedik, mengurangkan populasi jantan
8. PENAKUT
~kecut perut, tak boleh diharap langsung
Susahnya lelaki ni.....
2. jika kamu berpakaian cantik, dia fikir kamu nak goda laki lain. jika tidak, dia kata kolot.
3. jika kamu berdebat dengannya, dia fikir keras kepala. jika tidak, dia kata rendah IQ.
4. jika kamu bijak darinya, dia rasa tercabar. jika tidak, dia kata dia hebat.
5. jika kamu bagitau masalahmu, dia kata menyusahkan. jika tidak, dia kata tidak perlukannya.
6. jika kamu cerewet, dia kata merimaskan. jika dia cerewet, dia kata ambil berat.
7. jika kamu menyakitinya, kamu kejam. jika dia menyakitimu, itu sebab kamu sensitif.
8. jika kamu bohong, kamu tidak boleh dipercayai. jika dia berbohong, itu sebab dia terpaksa.
9. jika kamu cintanya, dia berusaha meninggalkanmu. jika tidak, dia berusaha mendapatkanmu.
10. jika kamu kirimkan ini kepada lelaki, mereka pasti bersumpah bahawa semua ini tidak
benar.....
buat renungan kaum hawa....
ahaaakkkkzzzzz......