Her diary vs His diary

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY

MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.

Saat Ku Masuk...

Saat ku masuk ke hadiratMu,
Ku tersungkur dan sembahMu,
Ku persembahkan korban syukurku,
Yang terbaik bagiMu...

Kubawa korban syukur,
Ke tempat kudusMu Tuhan,
Hatiku limpah dengan syukur sebab Tuhan baik....
selamanya...............

Season in the Sun

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we
Were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and abcs
Skinned our hearts and
Skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing
In the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were
Just seasons out of time

Goodbye papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the songs like the
Seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like
The seasons have all gone

Goodbye michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped
Me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on
The ground

Goodbye michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in
The sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were
Just seasons out of time

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone

We had joy we had fun we had
Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the
Seasons have all gone

8 sebab laki patut dapat penampar pompuan...

1. GARANG
tak boleh silap sikit, marah tak bertempat, suka cari pasal, suka marah2, tunjuk hebat, mulut tak ada insuran, suka menyumpah seranah
2. GANAS
kaki pukul, perasan kuat
3. PEMBOHONG
tak pernah jujur, hipokrit, berpura-pura
4. MIANG
mata keranjang, tangan garfu, pantang nampak pompuan
5. GABRA
tak ada keyakinan, tak pandai buat keputusan, pak turut
6. GANGGO
keterlaluan dalam semua perkara, suka tarik perhatian orang
7. PONDAN
tak hargai ciptaan Tuhan, pandai2 nak ubah pa yang ada, perangai mengalahkan pompuan, gedik, mengurangkan populasi jantan
8. PENAKUT
~kecut perut, tak boleh diharap langsung

Susahnya lelaki ni.....

1. jika kamu melayannya, dia fikir kamu suka dia. jika tidak, dia kata sombong.
2. jika kamu berpakaian cantik, dia fikir kamu nak goda laki lain. jika tidak, dia kata kolot.
3. jika kamu berdebat dengannya, dia fikir keras kepala. jika tidak, dia kata rendah IQ.
4. jika kamu bijak darinya, dia rasa tercabar. jika tidak, dia kata dia hebat.
5. jika kamu bagitau masalahmu, dia kata menyusahkan. jika tidak, dia kata tidak perlukannya.
6. jika kamu cerewet, dia kata merimaskan. jika dia cerewet, dia kata ambil berat.
7. jika kamu menyakitinya, kamu kejam. jika dia menyakitimu, itu sebab kamu sensitif.
8. jika kamu bohong, kamu tidak boleh dipercayai. jika dia berbohong, itu sebab dia terpaksa.
9. jika kamu cintanya, dia berusaha meninggalkanmu. jika tidak, dia berusaha mendapatkanmu.
10. jika kamu kirimkan ini kepada lelaki, mereka pasti bersumpah bahawa semua ini tidak
benar.....

buat renungan kaum hawa....
ahaaakkkkzzzzz......