#1
Jack: Don't drive too fast! u r driving me to the grave....!
John: Well....... u don't expect to walk there, rite???
Jack:@#$%%....
#2
teacher: Now tell me the truth, who did your homework?
boy : My father.
teacher: Quite alone?
boy : No. I helped him with it!
teacher: @#@**
#3
boy: Hey girl! I saw Brown the other day treated his wife the way I wouldn't treat my dog.
girl: Great boy..! What did he do??
boy: Kissing her!!
#4
audience: Can you carry a tune?
musician: Yes, of course!
audience: Well, carry the one you just finish & bury it in the yard!
*just 4 laugh...
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