9 Deadly Words used by Women

• FINE - This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right & u need to shut up!
• 5 MINUTE - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
• NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, & u should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.
• GO AHEAD - This is a DARE; not permission. DON'T DO IT!
• LOUD SIGH - A non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. This means she thinks u're an IDIOT & wonders why she's wasting her time standing here & arguing with u about NOTHING.
• THAT'S OKAY - This one is of the most dangerous statement a women can make to a man. It means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how and when u will pay for ur mistake.
• THANKS - A woman is thanking u, don't question. Just say u're welcome.
• WHATEVER - That's a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!
• DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.